Posts Tagged ‘stories’

I,  Abraham Gagoundeballs regret to inform you all of the death of my dear brother Ahab Gagoundeballs. The former Chief Librarian and most respected soldier was reported K.I.A during a routine mission to the Vatican a few weeks ago. The following statement exists solely to inform you, his dear readers of his passing and also to let you know that I, Abraham Gagoundeballs will be taking his position as Chief Librarian. His position here with Burbanks’ team will also be filled by me. I will try to publish all of his non-classified work for your hopefully educational visit to this site.

Sincerely, Abraham Gagoundeballs.

In loving memory of my dear brother, Ahab Gagoundeballs.

May he rest in piece.


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Apparently, the British bureaucracy has been in a slight distress as of late, somehow managing to missend the final part of Hammers’ letter to a dutch sailor whose name need no mention here. I feel pressed to apologize for any inconvenience this wait may have caused for any of you, and I am proud to be able to present to you, the letter in its full, continued and uncensored glory. (more…)

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Fudge Munch! A collection of tall tales and strange stories from the frontier. We will soon begin posting on a weekly basis, supplying you, the reader, with magnificent myths, ample allusions, fantastic fables and long lost legends. Until then,

Dr. Burbanks & Col. Vancroft

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