Posts Tagged ‘sanity’

After a series of painful interviews, I have managed to put together this flawless fable for your enjoyment. I apologise for the lack of ravishing recollections we have experienced over the last couple of months, and even though the update rate is expected to rise somewhat, it is still going to be far below what we are striving to achieve. We apologise for the inconvenience, but then again, when your garden is occupied by savages, what is there to do? (more…)


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As the excellent Mr. Van Croft wrote recently, we have had a slight accident, which unfortunately interfered with our relaying of ghastly gossip. Rest assured however, that we are soon to be completely free of radiation, and as such, posting should soon return to it’s normal, if not steady pace.

As a beginning, I am hereby posting first part of a nauseating narrative retrieved from one of my pasients. Do enjoy it.


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My name is Burbanks. Head Scientist Burbanks, for those who care about titles. Among other things, I run an asylum for people who have lost their sanity. This can of course happen for a variety of reasons, but the condition of my patients does not come from a chemical abnormality in the brain, or suppressed emotions from their childhood, but rather from the shocking experiences they have made in their –without exceptions, remarkable lives. (more…)

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