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I,  Abraham Gagoundeballs regret to inform you all of the death of my dear brother Ahab Gagoundeballs. The former Chief Librarian and most respected soldier was reported K.I.A during a routine mission to the Vatican a few weeks ago. The following statement exists solely to inform you, his dear readers of his passing and also to let you know that I, Abraham Gagoundeballs will be taking his position as Chief Librarian. His position here with Burbanks’ team will also be filled by me. I will try to publish all of his non-classified work for your hopefully educational visit to this site.

Sincerely, Abraham Gagoundeballs.

In loving memory of my dear brother, Ahab Gagoundeballs.

May he rest in piece.

After a series of painful interviews, I have managed to put together this flawless fable for your enjoyment. I apologise for the lack of ravishing recollections we have experienced over the last couple of months, and even though the update rate is expected to rise somewhat, it is still going to be far below what we are striving to achieve. We apologise for the inconvenience, but then again, when your garden is occupied by savages, what is there to do? Continue Reading »

Eugene Vancroft
Diary & Journal
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This dream woke me up tonight. I must record it before it disappears. Continue Reading »

I have gathered the second part of the horrendous history of the mad waiter, and are now making it accessible for you. Do enjoy. Continue Reading »

As the excellent Mr. Van Croft wrote recently, we have had a slight accident, which unfortunately interfered with our relaying of ghastly gossip. Rest assured however, that we are soon to be completely free of radiation, and as such, posting should soon return to it’s normal, if not steady pace.

As a beginning, I am hereby posting first part of a nauseating narrative retrieved from one of my pasients. Do enjoy it.

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Dear Audience, Fictional or not, we bid you, remain patient. An update is in the works but has been most unfortunately delayed by an event involving the Vatican and a certain fission-based weapon.

On behalf of the Fudgemunch Staff,
Col. Van Croft

So the third part is here. Once again, if you haven’t read the two previous segments in this tantalizing tale, I urge you to do so immediately. They can be found on the very page you are visiting right now. As for the author’s sanity, it is improving at a steady, but slow rate. I do hope that he will fully recover someday, but as you will soon see, he has experienced some quite terrible things in his seafaring life. So please, read this monstrous memory.

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